i can put my tongue in my nose from behind

Submitted by twovests in yourpersonalblog (edited )

i can pick my nose from behind, before my boogers ever even get to picking territory.

i can feel all the outer surfaces of all of my teeth.

i can scratch my eustachian tubes openings.

i can pick my tonsils. ALL my tonsils.

that's right -- there are other tonsils you don't even KNOW about.

i can taste my olfactory bulb. (it tastes like nothing. sometimes boogers are there.)

you know about the end of your tongue. but do you know where your tongue starts? i do. i tasted it. (it tastes a little acidic. sometimes phlegm are there.)

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emma wrote

but can you pick your nose with your tongue from the outside?

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twovests OP wrote

yes!

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emma wrote

i hope you'll only use your powers for good

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twovests OP wrote

i tell people who ask for the ol "tongue in throat" thing that i can tell if they didn't floss

i don't mean to humblebrag but i have gotten at least two people to start flossing regularly

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rain wrote

i don't mean to humblebrag but i have gotten at least two people to start flossing regularly

That’s ok; it didn’t come across as humble at all ;)

That said, does it make sense when I say this just strengthens my current inclination against deep kissing?

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twovests OP wrote

Oh absolutely. I am an abhorrent prude and kissing is nasty enough even when people DO floss

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hollyhoppet wrote (edited )

huh... didn't know people could move their tongues that far back. mine can only go as far as almost to my uvula before it starts to pull at the bottom too much

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