funny psychosexual nightmares (nsfw)

Submitted by twovests in yourpersonalblog

I keep having these nightmares, specifically about trans-masc people in my life, where we go to a river in the woods, he asks me for oral sex, and lowers his lower-half into the river.

I oblige, my head dips under the water, and he grabs my head and starts thrashing my teeth against cement steps he's sitting on. I'm drowning, my teeth are breaking, this is awful. I don't even know if he's having a good time.

I'm explaining this to a friend of mine (in a dream) while walking through the woods. He says, "That's hilarious, but I give amazing blowjobs, so we should suck eachother's dicks. I promise not to drown you and break your teeth."

So we keep walking, and we end up near some pretty magical looking trees, with waterfalls built into them, and a gaggle of monkey people hanging out watching YouTube videos on their iPads.

"Check this out," he says, and starts hanging out with one of the monkeys, watching the YouTube video (it's in Monkey) on their iPad.

I chew on a coconut from the tree and I break my teeth

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nomorepie wrote

That sounds stressful. I don't have nightmares about assault but losing teeth is a frequent one and my most hated one

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twovests OP wrote

Replying to nomorepie (#23,079)

I want to stress that these are all very funny dreams. A "you had to be there" thing. Like, I am simply the victim of a Bugs Bunny or a Clown perhaps, but there is no malicious intent.

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hollyhoppet wrote

i know it's a heavy job but thank you for being our ambassador to the dream world monkey people

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emma wrote

Replying to nomorepie (#23,079)

I had the losing teeth one a few years back, and a few days or weeks after, a thing happened where all the teeth in my mouth felt like they had rotted, and i was in incredible pain to the point i couldn't sleep. i attributed this to my being negligent and not having gone to the dentist's in like 10 years.

i got an emergency dentist's appointment, for which i took a whole day off work for, and they did the x-ray, and my teeth were just completely fine. they did a bunch of 'does this hurt?' tests, and none of them did. while this was going on, the pain subsided, and the dentist became frustrated as she couldn't locate the source of the problem. i was booked another appointment and told to cancel it if the problem didn't reappear before then. which it hasn't ever.

one of the strangest things to ever happen to me, and so fucking bizarre it would happen right after that awful nightmare. but at least i got to know the teeth in the left side of my mouth are ok.

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