TOUCHDOWN

in american football, there's supposed to be a line which divides up the players from each team.

in this political comic, there are some democrats who are on the wrong side of this line. I think they're also planning on hitting and running plays for the republicans?? but the refs would shut this shit down right quick because there is basically no way this would fly. this would invoke, like, giant penalties and the coach should really get all the players to understand how to play football.

I cannot for the life of me grasp what point this comic is making. The mark of a perfect political comic imo

good thing we helped a bunch of cool kurdish socialists to kill a bunch of those isis dudes who were using all those guns we gave them! otherwise we wouldn't have anyone to betray afterwards. and that'd just be unamerican.

Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back twitter.

They really have an inflated opinion of their important in the world IMO. I think this whole "twitter bots swung the election" is just twitter investors trying to make the company seem influential for capitalist reasons. That and democrats trying to explain why their abysmal performance is actually not their fault and more neoliberalism is the right approach.

if you can't get into the VIP section at the women's march there's always this i guess

JUST LIKE I AM ALWAYS DOWN FOR #WOKEBRANDS

I AM ALWAYS DOWN TO FIGHT

fails miserably- at least one account marked as a russian psyop was just a regular twitter leftist (the one who first made the 'I can be your angle or your devil' meme, apparently, although I am unable to confirm)

im genuinely a little pissed i didnt get one

e: lol

Twitter says it will email 677,775 people in the U.S. to warn that they interacted with Russian propaganda accounts linked to the Internet Research Agency (IRA), a St. Petersburg–based troll farm that significantly disrupted the 2016 U.S. presidential election.

[citation needed]

I got one of these! I want to know what I liked lol

wish the senate and congress would shut down instead!!

the effect is complete

oh yeah i forgot we have night mode i should give that a spin

this is the goldenageofTV color

i use night mode and pretend it's for anarchist transhuman communism

I WANT TO BELIEVE

smallbrain: Chealsea Manning would make a great senator in the US political system

bigbrain: The state is inherently evil and we should not engage with it in the naive hope of bringing about progressive change

galaxybrain: Chelsea Manning gets to go to all the debates and a bunch of warhawk liberal motherfuckers are gonna have to try and justify their awful shit to her face when she knows what they get up to

Yeah me too, we just didn't have /r/general which is all I'm saying

i wish i could live there to vote for her

This is definitely the regular politics forum.

also: noice lol that would be so dope if she were a senator

we had an r/fempire there actually, I used it all the time

petition to rename maryland to chelsealand

yeah fempire definitely lacked it

o yea lol i forgot general was a thing XD oh well