Announcing: The Twovests Live US Presidential Election Predictions

Submitted by twovests in vote_satan (edited )

In yearning for the awful New York Times needle from 2016, I will keep this thread updated over the next 100 hours with my prediction for who will win the 2024 US Presidential Election.

It will be depicted through 20 emojis, showing who I think is winning, by percent.

"But Twovests, you have already ruined this subforum, and that will be too many posts on top of that!" you might say. Worry not: I will reply to myself in comments.

Many thanks to our new partner, the New York Times, for sponsoring this work!

Official New York Times Presidential Winner Tracker

NOV 2 - 11AM ET
HARRIS                      TRUMP
🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊

oh no...
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twovests OP wrote (edited )

Some alternate realities we could have been living in:

NOV 2 - 11AM ET
BERNIE                       JEB!
🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞👏
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twovests OP wrote

Official New York Times Presidential Winner Tracker

NOV 3 - 1530 ET
HARRIS                      TRUMP
🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊

NET +2🥥 SHOWING A BIG IMPROVEMENT IN HARRIS ODDS
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twovests OP wrote

Replying to twovests (#22,227)

Official New York Times Presidential Winner Tracker

NOV 5 - 1230 ET
HARRIS  v  TRUMP
🥥🥥🥥🥥🍊🍊🍊

"SEVEN IS BETTER" MOBILE USERS TURN OUT IN DROVES FOR A SHORTER TRACKER. THEY SAY "WE DON'T WANT TO SCROLL" AND "YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TWENTY". WELL, FUCK YOU, MOBILE USERS
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twovests OP wrote

Replying to twovests (#22,264) 

NOV 5 - 1850 ET
HARRIS v TRUMP
🥥🥥🥥🍊🍊🍊🍊
MAJOR EARTHQUAKE TO IMPACT EAST COAST, POTENTIALLY INTERFERING WITH BALLOT COUNTING
+1🍊
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