you have the magical power of being able to speak without being interrupted Submitted by cowloom on October 19, 2024 at 4:12 PM 2 comments 6
You think using conditioner in your hair is immasculating, and forget about skin moisturizer. Submitted by flabberghaster on October 17, 2024 at 6:58 PM 1 comment 6
you're going to pee standing up without lifting up the toilet seat Submitted by cowloom on October 17, 2024 at 5:14 PM 1 comment 6
your gender identity will collapse unless you buy dead animal flesh from a store, grill it, and eat it Submitted by cowloom on October 17, 2024 at 12:27 PM 1 comment 6
"You are not daddy's little princess. You want to dig a hole at the beach. YOu want to slam miller lites and dig a hole in the sand with your broskis." Submitted by twovests on October 17, 2024 at 1:25 AM No comments 6
Get a Suit Jacket, it doesn't have to fit, wear it with jeans and sneakers. Submitted by 500poundsofnothing on October 25, 2024 at 10:24 PM 1 comment 5
You hate having a bedframe! Submitted by 500poundsofnothing on October 25, 2024 at 10:20 PM 3 comments 5
correction to my previous post: keep posting orced_masculinization Submitted by twovests on October 25, 2024 at 7:18 PM 1 comment 5
you are unable to ask for directions Submitted by hollyhoppet on October 25, 2024 at 5:09 AM (edited on October 25, 2024 at 5:09 AM) 4 comments 5
you have sciatica pain multiple times a day, but you won't go see a doctor Submitted by cowloom on October 17, 2024 at 6:15 PM No comments 5
You're walking down the street. A man behind you is walking faster and starts whistling, so you know he's there, out of self consciousness of being perceived as a threat. Take your T, shed your skin, and you too can whistle self consciously at night. Submitted by twovests on October 24, 2024 at 11:00 PM 1 comment 4
You're not allowed to converse with children. If you do, their parents will see you as a potential predator Submitted by cowloom on October 22, 2024 at 1:23 PM 1 comment 4
American Chopper is now your favorite tv show Submitted by 500poundsofnothing on October 17, 2024 at 5:57 PM No comments 4
"you're so strong and your armour is so pointy, they'll let you on the next raid against those prissy elves for sure" Submitted by twovests on October 17, 2024 at 2:35 PM No comments 4
You want to do this. you want to do this so bad. -- Salvatore Ganacci - Boycycle (feat. Sébastien Tellier) (Official Music Video) youtu.be Submitted by twovests on November 26, 2024 at 9:22 PM No comments 2
you voted for Cheeto Benito because the DNC platform didn't address the suffering of straight white men Submitted by cowloom on November 8, 2024 at 7:58 PM 1 comment 2
You want to do this. you want to do this so bad. -- Salvatore Ganacci - Boycycle (feat. Sébastien Tellier) (Official Music Video)