your gender identity will collapse unless you buy dead animal flesh from a store, grill it, and eat it Submitted by cowloom on October 17, 2024 at 12:27 PM 1 comment 6
you would bring a sword to a shootout and win. you can definitely slice a bullet in half midair Submitted by oolong on October 17, 2024 at 12:07 PM 1 comment 8
you thinking wearing doctor pepper branded hawaiian shirts in public is a good idea. Submitted by 500poundsofnothing on October 16, 2024 at 7:46 PM 1 comment 7
you are average american man you enjoy bad game Rune Scape Submitted by 500poundsofnothing on October 16, 2024 at 7:45 PM 1 comment 7
You want to do this. you want to do this so bad. -- Salvatore Ganacci - Boycycle (feat. Sébastien Tellier) (Official Music Video) youtu.be Submitted by twovests on November 26, 2024 at 9:22 PM No comments 2
You're favorite movie is all of quentin tarantino's filmography Submitted by 500poundsofnothing on November 11, 2024 at 1:39 AM No comments 6
After napping at work all day you just wanna chill with your buds and say "zug zug" over ales Submitted by hollyhoppet on October 25, 2024 at 6:10 PM (edited on October 25, 2024 at 6:10 PM) No comments 7
An unruined Thanksgiving is fertile ground. Plant your seed like it's your post, warrior, and claim your victory. Submitted by twovests on October 23, 2024 at 11:31 PM (edited on October 24, 2024 at 6:21 PM) No comments 8
In your 60s, you will believe, in earnest, that you can repeat Louis CK lines and draw a laugh from your extended family. Submitted by twovests on October 23, 2024 at 11:09 PM (edited on October 23, 2024 at 11:21 PM) No comments 7
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. This is a post about testosterone. Submitted by twovests on October 18, 2024 at 7:44 PM No comments 8
you have sciatica pain multiple times a day, but you won't go see a doctor Submitted by cowloom on October 17, 2024 at 6:15 PM No comments 5
American Chopper is now your favorite tv show Submitted by 500poundsofnothing on October 17, 2024 at 5:57 PM No comments 4
"you're so strong and your armour is so pointy, they'll let you on the next raid against those prissy elves for sure" Submitted by twovests on October 17, 2024 at 2:35 PM No comments 4
"You are not daddy's little princess. You want to dig a hole at the beach. YOu want to slam miller lites and dig a hole in the sand with your broskis." Submitted by twovests on October 17, 2024 at 1:25 AM No comments 6
you think having a really loud motorcycle will make you look cool, but when someone rides a really loud motorcycle past you you say "what's that asshole compensating for?" Submitted by flabberghaster on October 17, 2024 at 1:02 AM No comments 8
You want to do this. you want to do this so bad. -- Salvatore Ganacci - Boycycle (feat. Sébastien Tellier) (Official Music Video)
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