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500poundsofnothing OP wrote
Reply to comment by neku in You always order the spiciest food at the restaurant and always eat it even if you are uncomfortable the entire time. by 500poundsofnothing
I remember talking about how I was gonna walk into my white girl hubis because I kept going into places where I would order the spiciest thing there and it wouldn't even be that spicy and one day it was going to kill me. So far I haven't gone to a new place with explicitly spicy food so it hasn't happened yet.
neku wrote
Reply to You always order the spiciest food at the restaurant and always eat it even if you are uncomfortable the entire time. by 500poundsofnothing
my brother in law did this once and he kept saying shit like "its not even like real spicy they just put a bunch of cayenne or chili powder or something into a normal curry" like a sore loser. bro what do you think "spicy" is
cute_spider OP wrote (edited )
Reply to comment by cowloom in You drink beer (you do not like beer) by cute_spider
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oneviolence OP wrote
Reply to comment by cute_spider in Youre gonna do a Man Thing! by oneviolence
Wait, no dont! Now i feel bad!
cowloom wrote
Reply to You drink beer (you do not like beer) by cute_spider
make it an IPA for double the macho points
(i like IPAs, but not in a manly way)
oolong wrote
well,
cute_spider wrote
Reply to your gender identity will collapse unless you buy dead animal flesh from a store, grill it, and eat it by cowloom
god help you if you ingest even one soybean
Oh this is good, I could really use God's help rn
cute_spider wrote
I am going to pee without lifting up the toilet seat but that's just because I plopped down so I didn't manage to do this masculinization.
oh which is good because I also washed my hands so I double-failed this masc
cute_spider wrote
Reply to Youre gonna do a Man Thing! by oneviolence
Yeah no problem, I'm gonna do what I assume my dad expects instead of standing up for myself and doing what I would rather.
cowloom wrote
fight me, i'll never go back to crunchy hair
cowloom wrote (edited )
cute_spider wrote
Reply to you think you could totally defeat a grizzly bear in hand to hand combat by 500poundsofnothing
Yeah I think if I could land an early Brainbuster or DDT on the grizzly bear then I could dovetail that momentum into a victory
I_got_killed_one_time wrote
Reply to you think you could totally defeat a grizzly bear in hand to hand combat by 500poundsofnothing
hell yeah , bro ....!!
cowloom wrote
Reply to comment by cute_spider in You drink beer (you do not like beer) by cute_spider
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