Submitted by twovests in just_post (edited )

this isn't a metaphor or analogy, i'm talking about this man and his hands

i think joe biden can throw three more good punches total before he physically can't throw any more punches for the rest of his life. one for each of the three fates

the kind of punch you wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of, you know what i mean? the kind where he would say "back off jack" or "come on" or "you've got to be kidding me"

there will come a day this number decrements to two, then to one, and finally to zero

question is if it'll be through the expenditure of time or the expenditure of punches in his "back off jack" bank

and babe? that's what we call inflation

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devtesla wrote (edited )

you may be thinking about Joe Biden too much Lol

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voxpoplar wrote

perhaps you are not thinking about Joe Biden enough

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twovests OP wrote

the former Parks and Recreation guest character is now challenging my idea of old age every day. when im 70 i want to be what he's on

also he is the president of the US and he isn't even responding to any of my letters. he won't do any of my executive orders

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Moonside wrote

That's why he has a dog that keeps biting everyone.

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