"wow," i thought, "hard gummy soda candies. this is just what i need"

i bite down into a double betrayal: it is not gummy, but waxy.

the texture-expectation whiplash left me unprepared for the sugary juice inside to spill into my mouth and unexpectant throat

i crouch over my trash can, perplexed to the max, about who would ever buy this great-depression ass nightmare "candy". what kind of sadist did it take to make this?

turns out you're supposed to bite off the tip, sip the pitiful quantity of juice, then CHEW THE SHITTY WAX

this is so horrible haha

i'ved had eight so far