god on the first day: alright yall time for a thread [1/6] 🧵

in heaven st peter will see on his little paper that you wrote a post directly claiming that posting is equivalent to the creation of the universe, implicitly likening yourself to our lord and saviour. and he will cast you into the darkest pits of hell

I think we could all use a little more blasphemy in our lives

that's the best place to post