I will

OK fine, i'll start buying up a ton of stock since you're gonna need it so the price will skyrocket and i'll get rich.

Thanks for the heads up

We are now being investigated for insider trading.

And why the hell not? Are we not good enough for you, bigshot?

Did you read the paradise papers? Enough said.

financial tip: if you have a mortgage, leverage your house to purchase jstpst

if you change your mind don't tell dt and also let me know how much you're offering