Are you implying I could have owned a feminine "Juicera" this whole time??

Richard Stallman wants you to use "Juiceru"

Did he turn out to be weird and gross? I can't remember at this point.

Oh yeah, he's been gross in various ways for awhile. He has a variety of opinions, including on gender-neutral pronouns in English and Spanish.

(I got my StallmanFacts wrong though, he'd say Juiceri, not Juiceru.)

Juicera, Juicere, Juiceri, Juicero, Juiceru, and sometimes Juicery