My apartment is haunted.

Submitted by Moonside in just_post

My desktop computer just booted itself and I'm sitting here on the other side of the room. Maybe it was the Post Ghost?

Will my printer print cryptic papers full of runes and other arcane scripts in the middle of the night? Will bats fly out the next time I open my freezer?

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toasthaste wrote

i think windows 10 does that bullshit sometimes

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flabberghaster wrote

Oh wow that sounds nice. I live alone and get lonely, might be nice to have a ghost to keep me company. Is it a nice room mate ghost who mostly just turns things on?

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toasthaste wrote

Replying to Moonside (#1,978)

I made that comment with the knowledge that there was a very high chance that you were a big ole linux nerd and I had some really good joke to say if that turned out to be the case but that was last night and I forget so just pretend I made a really good joke here

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twovests wrote

print print print

i want to print ur posts

i wanna waste ur ink

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Moonside OP wrote

Replying to twovests (#1,997)

I kind of want to see a ghost drunk printing now. There should be ascii art of hot people in suggestive poses, flipboard art of a dancing hamster and a page of size 72 impact font text "I'M SAD WHY WON'T THEY ANSWER" followed by all black pages

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