Submitted by Moonside in just_post

My desktop computer just booted itself and I'm sitting here on the other side of the room. Maybe it was the Post Ghost?

Will my printer print cryptic papers full of runes and other arcane scripts in the middle of the night? Will bats fly out the next time I open my freezer?

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flabberghaster wrote

Oh wow that sounds nice. I live alone and get lonely, might be nice to have a ghost to keep me company. Is it a nice room mate ghost who mostly just turns things on?

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Moonside OP wrote

Well they don't make too much noise and they don't eat out of my fridge so you could say that we're best friends

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toasthaste wrote

i think windows 10 does that bullshit sometimes

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Moonside OP wrote

Running Linux on Debian Sid here, always cutting edge, always breaking.

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toasthaste wrote

I made that comment with the knowledge that there was a very high chance that you were a big ole linux nerd and I had some really good joke to say if that turned out to be the case but that was last night and I forget so just pretend I made a really good joke here

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hollyhoppet wrote (edited )

He he ha ha ho ho

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Moonside OP wrote

The important thing was that you had a good joke, I'm sure that someone with your track record can come up with many more!!

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twovests wrote

print print print

i want to print ur posts

i wanna waste ur ink

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Moonside OP wrote

I kind of want to see a ghost drunk printing now. There should be ascii art of hot people in suggestive poses, flipboard art of a dancing hamster and a page of size 72 impact font text "I'M SAD WHY WON'T THEY ANSWER" followed by all black pages

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