defined some for ya

broust (verb) - to have an informal jokey argument, e.g. I spent the other day brousting with my best friend over whether drinking is a subset of eating.

astine - 1 (mass noun) sleep dust; the crust that forms around eyes while sleeping, e.g. I woke up and rubbed astine from my eyes. 2 (adjective) the state of being so tired that one starts to make a fool of themself, e.g. After staying up all night, the astine madman actually asked if London was the capital of Europe.

borsden (noun) - an insult meaning someone who has aspirations of fame and fortune but will never make it, short for Matthew Borsden who is a person I just made up and is therefore not famous, e.g. He thinks he's going to get rich off bitcoin and be the next Elon Musk, what a total borsden!

tuptonid (adjective) - of indeterminate shape, e.g. I'd describe the demon that attacked me as tuptonid, about eight foot in size.

Tuptid is a type of mysterious animal, related to cryptids but even mysteriouser

tuptonid is a type of mushroom

grafe is a term for those fancy little butter spreaders

i read tuptonid as tuptnoid and i feel like that is some sort of mathematical thing but idk what

clerb is a casual greeting for a member of the clergy

thank you for the effort of this post, this is an extremely high quality post

like if you were a frat bro and also a member of the clergy

quaib describes some hyperspecific writing technique

my name is Shlingdin Borsden

thank you! I wanted to do all of them but I couldn't think of definitions but I am glad you liked the ones I came up with.