two conspiracy theories that are true or probably true

Submitted by twovests in just_post

  1. "birds aren't real", in the sense that drone-that-looks-like-a-large-bird is not really unthinkable for the cia or fbi. like, come on, it'd be SILLY if a government-sponsored drone bird has never been made

  2. "flat earth" except only in the sense that a large number of architectural and civil-engineering projects and other engineering disciplines can assume a flat-earth approximation, therefore making "flat earth theory" practically applicable in the same sense that newtonian mechanics are applicable

please welcome urself into the fake-bird flat-earth society now

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devtesla wrote

Left wing conspiracy theorists: here are some uncontroversially validated facts that are mostly boring and hard to understand, about how government agencies foster right wing violence around the world and abuse their own citizens, and there's nothing you can do to stop it

Right wing conspiracy theorists: you were right about everything, and are the hero who will save the world

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