this is the cat

she's very friendly and scared of everything. if there are people visiting or if the hoover comes out, she'll hide in the wardrobe or on top of the boiler.

she has a lovely face and cat feet

her hobbies include sleeping, watching tv - her favourites are things with animals and video games, sleeping, being clean, murder, reading, sleeping, spelunking, being unhappy about closed doors, eating, cuddles, murder, keeping people from getting up, sleeping.

she also likes looking out the window a lot, especially now with the street right outside and the added thrill of people interacting with her, which is both terribly exciting and very scary, depending on how close they get. sometimes an emergency retreat to the wardrobe is necessary. she also has an enemy called unibrow cat who comes to the window from the outside sometimes to hiss.

she lived in the garden behind our house about 5 years ago and my downstairs neighbour and i thought for several months that she belongs to an across the street neighbour, but then it turned out that she didn't belong to anyone, so i adopted her. she had a witch tooth back then, but that had to be pulled eventually so she has less teeth now.

her actual name is nusspli, which is this, but she will also answer to cat, nutsycat, comrade nutsy, kobold, kočička, noodle cat, nudelkatze, kittycat, giant baby, katzi, la chatte, small domesticated carnivore, all kinds of noises, and one of my colleagues always asks me say hi to floopy and at this point i don't know anymore if it's a joke and he can in fact remember her name by now or if he actually thinks she's called floopy.