which one's ur fav?

I think it's cool that the earth is both flat, as well as hollow.

Like pita bread

Have you heard of "expanding earth theory"?

I always thought it was a torus, like a doughnut. If you hold it one way it’s hollow (the doughnut hole), stand it up like a wheel and it’s round, lay it down on your plate and it’s flat. It’s the only shape that fits all three delusions.

No, but I believe it deep in my bones.

Ever heard of the "Flabberghaster was Dead All Along" Conspiracy Theory?