but he's my friend :c

We said he was the worst playwright, not the worst undead buddy!

Shakespeare was doing his era's equivalent of "cromulent chumpfuckery" but we consider him a hero.

We? Not me. For the aforementioned reasons, I'd call him The Worst Playwright Of All Time. You can etch that into my gravestone, or any public restroom stall, or into my flesh even

Willy needy drinky.