Between the made-up words, breaking poetric structure for cheap drama, over-use of the aside, the indecisiveness between prose and verse, and the "get-out-of-jail-free" card of the blank verse, we have crowned Shakespeare as the Worst Playwright Of All Time. Submitted by twovests on November 30, 2024 at 2:00 AM in just_post 5 comments 6
flabberghaster wrote on November 30, 2024 at 4:34 AM Shakespeare was doing his era's equivalent of "cromulent chumpfuckery" but we consider him a hero. Permalink 5 twovests OP wrote on November 30, 2024 at 3:01 PM We? Not me. For the aforementioned reasons, I'd call him The Worst Playwright Of All Time. You can etch that into my gravestone, or any public restroom stall, or into my flesh even Permalink Parent 4 nomorepie wrote on November 30, 2024 at 8:38 PM Willy needy drinky. Permalink Parent 3
twovests OP wrote on November 30, 2024 at 3:01 PM We? Not me. For the aforementioned reasons, I'd call him The Worst Playwright Of All Time. You can etch that into my gravestone, or any public restroom stall, or into my flesh even Permalink Parent 4
oolong wrote on November 30, 2024 at 2:54 AM but he's my friend :c Permalink 4 twovests OP wrote on November 30, 2024 at 3:04 AM We said he was the worst playwright, not the worst undead buddy! Permalink Parent 5
twovests OP wrote on November 30, 2024 at 3:04 AM We said he was the worst playwright, not the worst undead buddy! Permalink Parent 5
flabberghaster wrote
Shakespeare was doing his era's equivalent of "cromulent chumpfuckery" but we consider him a hero.