- Αlpha Male -- Kind of guy who has spent his life perpetually feeling as if he is falling short of true masculinity
- Nu Male --
- Beta Male --
- Xi Male --
- Gamma Male --
- Omicron Male --
- Delta Male --
- Pi Male -- Kind of guy who is a nerd
- Epsilon Male --
- Rho Male --
- Zeta Male -- Kind of guy who... No... I shan't say
- Sigma Male -- Kind of guy who does things and is fetishized for it
- Eta Male -- Kind of guy who is almost always late
- Tau Male --
- Theta Male -- Kind of guy who is obtuse but also is a cute guy
- Upsilon Male --
- Iota Male --
- Phi Male --
- Kappa Male --
- Chi Male --
- Lambda Male -- Gay
- Psi Male --
- Mu Male -- A kind of guy who is mean
- Omega Male -- 🥺
hollyhoppet wrote
nu male -- thinks they're on the forefront of culture but will be considered tacky in a decade
beta male is already accounted for, they stand in opposition to alpha males
iota male -- introvert. nervous. constantly making himself as small as possible