i met a "cat girl" irl and i am responsible for describing and setting up scenes for her "handler"

so here's the premise i was told to write for: cat girl digs through ur trash until animal control comes to impound her

but for my artistic twist, instead of sex, there's a lot of physical slapstick comedy. there is no dialogue:

• officer walks facefirst into a door; it's not pull-to-open, it's push to open

• animal control officer puts head into can to grab catgirl, she slinks out and bomps the top of the trash can onto the officer

• officer chases after her but steps on a rake and gets hit in the face

• catgirl discards a banana peel but the officer avoids it dexterously, only to walk face-first into a cream pie

  • this is the "cat girl cream pie" advertised in the leaflet btw

• while cleaning off the cream pie, the catgirl and three other alley cats string the officer around with a ball of yarn

  • for the homestuck freaks out there, one of the catgirls is a subtle nepeta cameo

• with the officer bound and strugling, the cat girl then starts to read from a comically oversized print of Karl Marx's Das Capital

• after a short period of time she puts down that book and picks up a "GERMAN FOR ENGLISH SPEAKERS" book, also comically oversized. the curtains close

thoughts?