There's a lot to this story, and I've posted about it before, but I keep deleting it.

This is a true, cautionary tale.

In September 2016, I was so very busy with life that I went three weeks without masturbating! The curiosity and the allure of the challenge kept me from finding relief in private moments.

The need for relief abated after two weeks, but after a good friend brought me to orgasm, my whole system was active and ready to go again, and I was still just so damn pent up. It was a big issue again.

This all came to a head on the third week, where my walk to a lecture hall provided enough stimulation that I was starting to orgasm. This was a horrifying realization.

I rushed to a nearby restroom, lest I literally jizz in my pants.

It's honestly pretty shameful to jack off in a public restroom, and I was hoping to save that experience for anything else. But I'm happy I ejaculated in the restroom and not my pants, because the quantities were ridiculous. That could have really disrupted my day.

The pleasure was pretty fantastic, though. The pre-orgasm sensation was far greater than that of a typical orgasm. I guess that's just how it goes.

I'm not trying to sound pornographic or sensual here, but each stroke produced a lot of pre-cum. Like an old-timey water pump. I've always been a Big Cummer, but this experience challenged my understanding of physiology.

I think it was blatant to anyone else in the bathroom, from the sound and the sight of my legs under the stall, what I was doing.

Thankfully, this orgasm brought a profound weakness to my thighs which I succumbed to. I just sat on the toilet for awhile, missing the intro to that lecture. I

I don't know how to write this without sounding like a humiliation fetish thing. But this is a real cautionary tale. Osama Bin Laden has the opinion that masturbation is acceptable in an "extreme case", and I do believe that's what this was.

Don't do NoFap, everyone: You'll end up jacking off in a public restroom.

Masturbate between three to fourty times a day at home or at your office desk, like everyone else!

TLDR: I tried to No Fap, but I didn't have a choice.

About a month later, Trump became president in 2016. Which is why this is on my mind again. I didn't jack off for a week after that but I wasn't about to repeat the same mistake, and I'm not going to repeat it again.