gestonkenflupped again

they're good posts

<3

i am ALSO doing that with this post, you see

please do not ever take anything i say seriously: nothing i say ever matters. if it does, then i have failed

i’m sorry but we must take every post very seriously

this is correct, 'twas only a shitpost

and thus gen alpha was to become known as the fart kisser generation

At the very least unless you're both farting at the same time, two are probably closed.

also is that actually true? there are five sphincters in the gi tract from your mouth to the anus: two in the esophagus, one between the stomach and upper intestine, one between upper and lower, and the anal sphincter. any one of those might be closed while you're kissing someone so i think we need some sort of probability assessment of whether there actually is a fully interconnected tube. with ten sphincters (since it's two people) it seems pretty unlikely to be the case most of the time

topology was a mistake

i like the orc ones

actually, i protect myself by thinking of myself as a malformed doughnut and doughnut to doughnut, we are a tower

Oh, nice! You're already gatekeeping! Really getting into the spirit of the place!

(I don't really know anything about force femme or force masc, I just went with the vibe I picked up from the first few posts I saw in here)

All my posts were riffing on "you're being turned in to a man. Your beliefs are becoming so ridiculous and patently unreasonable" I guess.

Apologies, I assumed it was a 'making fun of toxic masculinity' thing.

pick yup your axe. your T tusks are coming in , and youre feeling real green.

you want to wahg. why dont you ? we're all waiting

funny enough, fiona was an ogre in the first one, and shrek was a person in the second

shrek 2 basically inverted the original story, developing on the core themes, while also delivering a strong anti female-genital mutilation message

-# i miss the point constantly and i am not a man, i am just trying to post funny

thank you! please expect more posts in the coming days

this was exceptionally well written, I enjoyed it

In a similar vein, you refuse to read assembly instructions for furniture, and get halfway through assembly before screwing something up.

sometimes i read these without realising what sub theyre in and i'm like "why what did i do ;-;"

i'm bringin out the classics

/uj yeah. I've always thought that if someone is a genuine ally, they should be able to understand that they aren't the ones being talked about. Ranting about it is itself a sign of some unexamined dudebroism

mmm hmmm

this is shrek 2 in my mind

edit: i don't really remember what either shrek movie was about, but shrek was an ogre in the first one and fiona was an ogre in the second one . i think i'm capturing the spirit of your post.