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twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in I think, as a subforum, we are rapidly moving away from the ideals of forced masculinization. by twovests
they're good posts
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by flabberghaster in I think, as a subforum, we are rapidly moving away from the ideals of forced masculinization. by twovests
<3
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by cowloom in I think, as a subforum, we are rapidly moving away from the ideals of forced masculinization. by twovests
i am ALSO doing that with this post, you see
please do not ever take anything i say seriously: nothing i say ever matters. if it does, then i have failed
hollyhoppet wrote
Reply to comment by cowloom in when you kiss someone, the two of you briefly form one long interconnected tube, from asshole to asshole. by cowloom
i’m sorry but we must take every post very seriously
cowloom OP wrote
Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in when you kiss someone, the two of you briefly form one long interconnected tube, from asshole to asshole. by cowloom
this is correct, 'twas only a shitpost
hollyhoppet wrote
Reply to comment by flabberghaster in when you kiss someone, the two of you briefly form one long interconnected tube, from asshole to asshole. by cowloom
and thus gen alpha was to become known as the fart kisser generation
flabberghaster wrote (edited )
Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in when you kiss someone, the two of you briefly form one long interconnected tube, from asshole to asshole. by cowloom
At the very least unless you're both farting at the same time, two are probably closed.
hollyhoppet wrote
Reply to when you kiss someone, the two of you briefly form one long interconnected tube, from asshole to asshole. by cowloom
also is that actually true? there are five sphincters in the gi tract from your mouth to the anus: two in the esophagus, one between the stomach and upper intestine, one between upper and lower, and the anal sphincter. any one of those might be closed while you're kissing someone so i think we need some sort of probability assessment of whether there actually is a fully interconnected tube. with ten sphincters (since it's two people) it seems pretty unlikely to be the case most of the time
hollyhoppet wrote
Reply to when you kiss someone, the two of you briefly form one long interconnected tube, from asshole to asshole. by cowloom
topology was a mistake
hollyhoppet wrote
Reply to I think, as a subforum, we are rapidly moving away from the ideals of forced masculinization. by twovests
i like the orc ones
oolong wrote
Reply to when you kiss someone, the two of you briefly form one long interconnected tube, from asshole to asshole. by cowloom
actually, i protect myself by thinking of myself as a malformed doughnut and doughnut to doughnut, we are a tower
flabberghaster wrote (edited )
Reply to I think, as a subforum, we are rapidly moving away from the ideals of forced masculinization. by twovests
Oh, nice! You're already gatekeeping! Really getting into the spirit of the place!
(I don't really know anything about force femme or force masc, I just went with the vibe I picked up from the first few posts I saw in here)
All my posts were riffing on "you're being turned in to a man. Your beliefs are becoming so ridiculous and patently unreasonable" I guess.
cowloom wrote
Reply to I think, as a subforum, we are rapidly moving away from the ideals of forced masculinization. by twovests
Apologies, I assumed it was a 'making fun of toxic masculinity' thing.
I_got_killed_one_time wrote
Reply to I think, as a subforum, we are rapidly moving away from the ideals of forced masculinization. by twovests
pick yup your axe. your T tusks are coming in , and youre feeling real green.
you want to wahg. why dont you ? we're all waiting
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by oolong in Recording into my voice memo: "Funny idea for a way to make sequels" by twovests
funny enough, fiona was an ogre in the first one, and shrek was a person in the second
shrek 2 basically inverted the original story, developing on the core themes, while also delivering a strong anti female-genital mutilation message
twovests OP wrote
Reply to I think, as a subforum, we are rapidly moving away from the ideals of forced masculinization. by twovests
-# i miss the point constantly and i am not a man, i am just trying to post funny
twovests OP wrote
Reply to comment by cowloom in Recording into my voice memo: "Funny idea for a way to make sequels" by twovests
thank you! please expect more posts in the coming days
cowloom wrote
this was exceptionally well written, I enjoyed it
cowloom wrote
Reply to you are unable to ask for directions by hollyhoppet
In a similar vein, you refuse to read assembly instructions for furniture, and get halfway through assembly before screwing something up.
neku wrote
Reply to you are unable to ask for directions by hollyhoppet
sometimes i read these without realising what sub theyre in and i'm like "why what did i do ;-;"
hollyhoppet OP wrote
Reply to you are unable to ask for directions by hollyhoppet
i'm bringin out the classics
cowloom wrote
Reply to You get so mad when people make generalizations about men. "I'm not like that!" you think, furiously. "What about all us guys who are allies? Why don't we get any credit?" by flabberghaster
/uj yeah. I've always thought that if someone is a genuine ally, they should be able to understand that they aren't the ones being talked about. Ranting about it is itself a sign of some unexamined dudebroism
oolong wrote (edited )
this is shrek 2 in my mind
edit: i don't really remember what either shrek movie was about, but shrek was an ogre in the first one and fiona was an ogre in the second one . i think i'm capturing the spirit of your post.
cowloom wrote (edited )
Reply to comment by twovests in I think, as a subforum, we are rapidly moving away from the ideals of forced masculinization. by twovests
gestonkenflupped again