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twovests OP wrote
I figured out Santa was fake early on but thought my parents earnestly still believed in him. I thought Pope was a guy among the pantheon of Made Up Holiday Figures, like the Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy.
No idea what all you said means but it feels horrifying to image
hollyhoppet wrote
it's a reference to The Santa Clause, a 1994 comedy christmas movie starring Tim Allen lol
twovests OP wrote
I earnestly assumed that was a reference to a Pope Ritual
Consider: JD Vance has to take over Pope duties for the night he died. Heartwarming easter movie?
hollyhoppet wrote
do you mean if he dies at your house you have to put on his clothes and finish delivering christmas presents for the night?