Submitted by twovests in yourpersonalblog

not necessarily good news. but lots of bewildering news happening. you don't get years like this often.

syrian rebels taking over and israel striking syria, south korean president declaring martial law and having it overturned later after six hours of badass protests, and a healthcare CEO getting killed by luigi's mansion. and all that happened in a week

joe ibuprofen attempting to assassinate trump shortly before he dropped out of the race so he could "do 9/11". he didn't even have an ice cream party after

and rush limbaugh dying. that happened in 2021 but i remember it fondly every year. so that counts

and of course, the international outrage after heroku broke just post, and the sexy mysterious vigilante who fixed it.

in videogames news: metroid prime 4 announced with playable zelda. they call it metroid prime because it's derivative. half life 3 coming soon too. and the minecraft movie? looking to be cinema of the century for people who like bad movies.

as a plus, donald trump's actuarial table projects a low but not impossible chance he passes on before january 20th. good year for the onion to get back to making videos.

and, of course, Outer Wilds is on sale at a steal

there is a lot of very bad news for me personally but none of it is funny. not even a little. so i won't list it here.

overall a great year for news. i check my phone once or twice a minute now.

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