Submitted by twovests in vote_satan
this isn't a metaphor or analogy, i'm talking about this man and his hands
in october 2023, this man was capable of throwing three good punches. now, that number is two.
he didn't expend the punch, his body has simply degraded. those was one good punch he didn't use up. and now he has two.
i think joe biden can throw two more good punches. after that, he physically can't throw any more punches for the rest of his life.
this is still the kind of punch you wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of, you know what i mean? the kind where he would say "back off jack" or "come on" or "you've got to be kidding me"
there are now only two fates remaining behind biden's knucks. it is unclear if he will be using stunt doubles in his new career pivot to hollywood.
twovests OP wrote
https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/15/politics/biden-post-presidency-legacy-trump/index.html
"Feeling out a bizarre post-presidency, Biden will begin reemerging on Tuesday"
found this while researching this sequel to "three god punches", what an ominous title