Submitted by twovests in vote_satan
Something like this, if people didn't already get tired of Trump-speak back in 2016:
"We've won World War 3 against Radical Islam, and we've won World War 4 against Woke. Or as many are calling it, World War Woke. Now, we are focused on the next World War Five, which is a very nice number, even the romans agreed, 'V'. That sounds like 'Wee'. We are focused on 'World War Wee', and America will come out on top bigly. Weeeee