jokes on u this is going to be the one go coo is in

The guy at my Safeway who sings everything he says while running the checkstand.

god not another sword user

We live in a society

i sorta understand why MTG does it but in digital formats, cards can be nerfed immediately at any time if they're too imbalanced, so it should be a lot easier to preserve balance without expiring cards... plus, i'm not really opposed to the idea of a game being "complete". the need to continually be selling new cards is just capitalism making games worse

Am I the only person here who has never played a collectible card game?

ah so quite literally the mtg thing

wow what a RUDE take

this is a cold take, there is no difference

while I don't love having to get new cards for rotating formats, they're the only viable solution to power creep I've ever seen, and for me at least the overall 'feel' is infinitely preferable to that of the eternal, been-solved-for-years formats. (at least in MTG, I never really got into hearthstone).

they make it so you can't use cards older than a certain cutoff point in standard play, you have to play in a special separate lesser format

By expire do you mean they become useless in the meta or do they just get deleted? I can’t decide which is worse but just curious which it is.

i was sorta on board with hearthstone until they did the MTG thing where you cards expire after a while. u are definitely right

You cracked the code

booster packs of trading cards are and always have just been loot boxes

I've only played like one good Scratch game before and it did had pretty abysmal graphical presentation despite being good. Now this was just.

So they've explicitly set up the system to benefit large AAAs and nobody else. More than usual, I mean. Lovely.

i don't think the internet needs any more places dedicated to mocking spectacle

Don't they have a history with fake canvas? Like the Skyrim map was supposed to be canvas but they gave out thick paper.

cool leg

puyo games are a nightmare beyond my comprehension and you are unto a god

nice comeback

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it took me a minute to realize this was a joke

Here is my Tumblr ask and the response Undertale gave:

I asked: My computer is p shitty but I'm definitely interested in this game; I love your work. (The making of the Earthbound Halloween hack was an interesting read; I still need to play it!) Do you have an estimate for the lower-end of the computer spectrum able to run this game? If a Linux release is made in the future, would I have to buy the game again? And lastly, being DRM free, I do not need Steam to play it? Sorry for these excessive questions, I hope I'm not asking you something answered earlier!

Undertale answered: Yes you can buy it DRM free on the undertale website. People were able to run it on a windows XP with like… 3 gigs of RAM or something? It’ll probably be playable

war of the monsters was all right

"..create the most epic gaming room where greatness and adventure await."

love greatness and adventure in my gaming room, which i would say is most epic