dating was easy when i thought id learn to like sex any day now and also was in college and thus not yet a failure

it's a bad feel :( ilu toast

okcupid ruined their own dang site right when I most need it and rendered it nearly useless WHY

not gonna lie, I would date you if I was local.

sorry if that's a bit weird

lol naw it's flattering :P

it's complicated on okc tho cause I don't really understand my attraction matrix re: girls so I just put "questioning" on there and get real stressed out on the rare occasions I get messages from girls. I don't wanna lead anyone on but I also don't wanna miss out on opportunities, y'know? 1-800-brains-are-a-fuck

Are you sure you're not me???? We both like good cartoons and dead cells and have afaict the same thoughts on gender and aceness etc

and those things are all exactly equal when it comes to determining one's identity

I'm not sure tbh and I've never seen us both in the same room so?? we might. we might be the same person. I got the Spider Rune last night and I'm so proud of myself, I never beat the Watcher without 3 uses of my estus before! it was a close one but the Frantic Sword, as always, is my babe

oh no wait i might mean the scavenger sword, i forget, it's the one that crits when you're blow 50% health