Submitted by toasthaste in just_post
how come no one i find cute & interesting & want to date thinks im cute & interesting & wants to date me
how come i gotta be asexual it narrows my dating pool to: literally no one
weh
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devtesla wrote
it's a bad feel :( ilu toast
toasthaste OP wrote
okcupid ruined their own dang site right when I most need it and rendered it nearly useless WHY
Dogmantra wrote
not gonna lie, I would date you if I was local.
Dogmantra wrote
sorry if that's a bit weird
toasthaste OP wrote
lol naw it's flattering :P
it's complicated on okc tho cause I don't really understand my attraction matrix re: girls so I just put "questioning" on there and get real stressed out on the rare occasions I get messages from girls. I don't wanna lead anyone on but I also don't wanna miss out on opportunities, y'know? 1-800-brains-are-a-fuck
Dogmantra wrote
Are you sure you're not me???? We both like good cartoons and dead cells and have afaict the same thoughts on gender and aceness etc
Dogmantra wrote
and those things are all exactly equal when it comes to determining one's identity
toasthaste OP wrote
I'm not sure tbh and I've never seen us both in the same room so?? we might. we might be the same person. I got the Spider Rune last night and I'm so proud of myself, I never beat the Watcher without 3 uses of my estus before! it was a close one but the Frantic Sword, as always, is my babe
toasthaste OP wrote
oh no wait i might mean the scavenger sword, i forget, it's the one that crits when you're blow 50% health
toasthaste OP wrote (edited )
dating was easy when i thought id learn to like sex any day now and also was in college and thus not yet a failure