Submitted by toasthaste in just_post

how come no one i find cute & interesting & want to date thinks im cute & interesting & wants to date me

how come i gotta be asexual it narrows my dating pool to: literally no one

weh

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toasthaste OP wrote (edited )

dating was easy when i thought id learn to like sex any day now and also was in college and thus not yet a failure

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devtesla wrote

it's a bad feel :( ilu toast

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toasthaste OP wrote

okcupid ruined their own dang site right when I most need it and rendered it nearly useless WHY

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Dogmantra wrote

not gonna lie, I would date you if I was local.

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Dogmantra wrote

sorry if that's a bit weird

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toasthaste OP wrote

lol naw it's flattering :P

it's complicated on okc tho cause I don't really understand my attraction matrix re: girls so I just put "questioning" on there and get real stressed out on the rare occasions I get messages from girls. I don't wanna lead anyone on but I also don't wanna miss out on opportunities, y'know? 1-800-brains-are-a-fuck

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Dogmantra wrote

Are you sure you're not me???? We both like good cartoons and dead cells and have afaict the same thoughts on gender and aceness etc

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Dogmantra wrote

and those things are all exactly equal when it comes to determining one's identity

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toasthaste OP wrote

I'm not sure tbh and I've never seen us both in the same room so?? we might. we might be the same person. I got the Spider Rune last night and I'm so proud of myself, I never beat the Watcher without 3 uses of my estus before! it was a close one but the Frantic Sword, as always, is my babe

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toasthaste OP wrote

oh no wait i might mean the scavenger sword, i forget, it's the one that crits when you're blow 50% health

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