it doesn’t help that Ass is the German word for the playing card (Ace) so there are all sorts of things called Ass ostensibly to demonstrate superiority. like this security alarm company called ASS, and this engineering firm called ASS and a cleaning company called ASS that has signs all over the place here, and also this playing card trademark called ASS

and also ASS is the abbreviation for aspirin lol. when used as an anticoagulant (lowest dose) the generic name is THROMBO-ASS which is just…. really unfortunate

it's even the abbreviation for autism spectrum disorder (Autismusspektrumstörung) :/