i would like to imagine that neil is alive somewhere in a bunker, maybe in the eurasian step or somewhere deep in the amazon rain forest

if you havent read it heres an article about neil https://defector.com/a-brief-and-fruitful-quest-to-find-neil-who-banged-out-the-tunes

He grows larger every year

i have read this but thank you for reminding me about it

in my headcanon he's been reincarnated into generation alpha and will become their most prolific jazz pianist

weird bunker baby