i was gonna kick some goron's butt, but then the game instead thrusts me into a fight where link on a horse has to defeat shrek riding a giant pig. after the fight, there's a sequence where the pig is lunging towards you and you have to figure out the magic timings and combination of buttons the game wants in order to let you pass, and after a few attempts i just decided this isn't worth my attention.

also the horse controls like shit, like somehow it can only move in 8 directions and any fine movement has to be done by moving the camera. idk why they didn't just reuse wolf link controls, which are fine, for horse movement.

in conclusion, this game is not good. also L for making me drag out the juicero of consoles, the wii u, to play it.

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hollyhoppet wrote on January 11, 2023 at 6:33 PM

#14,707

i can't say i can agree with any of these sentiments and i love twilight princess but i understand and respect where you're coming from have a nice day

emma OP wrote on January 12, 2023 at 1:41 AM

#14,710

Replying to hollyhoppet (#14,707)

i am being somewhat hyperbolic, like my frustrations with the horse controls and the pig lunging sequence are obviously terrible reasons to conclude the game is not good. but they are legitimate frustrations nevertheless.