the song says there are nine secret steps but they only tell us 6 and only mention 7 and that is bad

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Submitted by cute_spider_ni_srsly in just_post

  1. Throw away the thing that tells you not to throw things away.
  2. Forget to rue the day you went ahead and threw the things away.
  3. Let go of all your thwarted dreams / admissions of success.
  4. Amputate the thought that says you shouldn't ever amputate a thought.
  5. I can't tell you about step five. You'll learn it when you're no longer alive.
  6. Enhume your gloom within a tomb.
  7. Confine your mind behind a line.
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Overbite wrote

you missed "throw the key in the well" and "die" (as you'll never know the 5th step until you do)

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Overbite wrote

... which means the real crime here is that the steps are not correctly numbered >:C

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Dogmantra wrote

I mean presumably the other two steps are to grow the nanobots up, grow them in the cracks in the sidewalk and to wind the nanobots up, wind them up and ask them a question

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