missingno wrote on March 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM

https://xkcd.com/1282/

cowloom wrote on March 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM

i instantly knew this would be the top comment

rain wrote on March 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM

I want a neighborhood free goat. It can frolic amongst the parked cars, and climb the barren bungalows!

nomorepie wrote on March 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM

They seem like fun animals but hellish to keep

rain wrote on March 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM

Oh you misunderstand - I don’t want to keep the goat, I want the goat as a neighbor. Wandering around, climbing cars, eating bicycles, alternatively delighting and terrifying the kids. You know, a goat being a free goat.

I’m also joking; I live in town and while it would be fun to watch my neighbors try to cope it would almost certainly end badly for the goat :(