[official theme of just post plays. a voice constructed from clips of juicero ceo doug walker begins listing numbers.]

six nine nine. six nine nine.

four two zero. four two zero.

six two one. six two one.

one three three seven. one three three seven.

eight zero zero eight one three five. eight zero zero eight one three five.

five zero zero. five zero zero.

two. two.

four one three. four one three.

[different voice] Happy easter xbox.

[music plays. unknown man screams "holy shit" and "PISSSSSS" over it. the transmission stops.]