Like things are going shit and Link is so angsty that he doesn't even want to have an adventure anymore. Zelda has to be;like come on Hyrule needs you and Link is like leave me alone we're not even dating anymore, besides do you know how bad father's rights are in your kingdom? And then goblin jump in and Link tortures them to death.

Then there is a jRPG parody that's a metaphor for having to fight all the time. It's like wow I don't peace maaan wish I had a gf.

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twovests wrote on November 13, 2022 at 1:50 PM

god you are so right

neku wrote on November 14, 2022 at 5:44 AM

i think they just make a zelda game where link is a funny little guy and makes cute expressions like (⊙﹏⊙) like in wind waker

Moonside OP wrote on November 18, 2022 at 4:03 AM

Link is dead because he lost to Ganon and now is a ghost who must spook Ganon to make him pee his pants as a revenge.

neku wrote on November 18, 2022 at 5:47 AM

（・□・；）!

hollyhoppet wrote on November 13, 2022 at 9:33 PM

i mean majora's mask kinda is the grimdark zelda game lol