Submitted by hollyhoppet in game_theories
- "ho ho ho" suspiciously close to "yo ho ho"
- has a crew (elves) large enough to sail a ship
- where does he get the materials to build all those toys? plunder
- wears a hat
- carries a cutlass and a flintlock pistol
- has a hideout in a remote location
- big beard
Caribou wrote
Pirate theory: Santa is a gamer
"ho ho ho" suspiciously close to "go go go" (something gamers say)
has a crew (elves) large enough to fit an esports team
where does he get the materials to build all those toys? microtransactions
wears a hat
carries a cutlass and a flintlock pistol
has a gamercave in a remote location
big beard