• After you meet someone, write down extensive notes about them so you can review it later. People will appreciate you remembering what's been going on in their life.
  • VERIFIED GOOD. I posted this and would never lead you astray. People love it when you remember things about them or memories you had together. If you're plural, you're probably already keeping notes, so good job
• Tired of matching up socks? Throw them all away. Start new, buying one and only one type of sock. Order in bulk!
  • VERIFIED GOOD. I posted this and would never lead you astray. I did this seven years ago and I have never looked back. I have a small variety of socks (black casual socks, winter wool socks, thigh highs) which are very easy to sort.
• Switch to Linux :)
  • VERIFIED GOOD. I posted this and would never lead you astray. I did this fifteen years ago and I have never looked back. I also own thigh highs, which I can sort in O(n) time.
• try meditating
  • VERIFIED GOOD. This was an easy one. I tried and it hurt my head a lot, but it worked. For a subforum named "Fifty Fifty Advice", we have too much good advice.
• neither a borrower nor a lender be. be stingy always
  • VERIFIED BAD. Credit cards are a scourge on society but so hard to live without. And I love being generous with my friends. Finally, some bad fucking advice
• Heading to the beach? Don't forget to apply sunscreen to the back of your neck, the tops of your feet, your ears, eyes, and forehead.
  • VERIFIED BAD. This one almost got me, but let me tell you: Urgent care staff do NOT appreciate the 'commitment to the bit', and $250 is WAY TOO MUCH to pay for a saline wash!
• Can't exactly tell if your milk is spoiled or not? Worry not: It's safe to drink milk that is a little rancid. Furthermore, it's encouraged to use spoiled milk to make biscuits.
  • VERIFIED... FIFTY FIFTY. Drinking spoiled milk is pretty nasty, never do it, but you can actually make biscuits from spoiled milk. Wow, right?
• [REQUEST} how do i take off the second kitchen glvoe with out having to touch the gross wet outer shell with my nice dry other hand
  • why do you think you have toes?: VERIFIED BAD
  • take one glove halfway off, then take the other one off using the still gloved part of your other hand. then slide your hand the rest of the way out of the first glove. VERIFIED GOOD
  • remove your hand from your body VERIFIED BAD BAD BAD
  • easy, shake it off VERIFIED NOT EASY. THEREFORE BAD
  • Peel it from the bottom NOT REALLY GOOD ADVICE BUT NOT PARTICULARLY BAD EITHER. NOT SPECIFIC ENOUGH. FIFTY FIFTY
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkRI6DtvUL4 VERIFIED VERY GOOD. WAIT, WHY IS THE MUSIC SO SCARY???
  • properly removing wet kitchen gloves requires an electric hand dryer or another person with a hair dryer</br>keep your hands in the hot air stream until the water on your gloves has evaporated</br>take off your gloves like normal VERIFIED BAD
  • with your teeth V... HMMM. NOT SURE

TOTAL TALLY:

• GOOD: 6
• BAD: 6
• MIXED: 3

FIFTY-FIFTY STATUS: PERFECTLY BALANCED

GOOD JOB EVERYONE