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cute_spider_ni_srsly wrote (edited )

Imagine if the apple you were eating for breakfast had 291 ingredients, or if the car you drove to work had 291 parts. You’d be worried, wouldn’t you?

>.>

edit: this author is funny but very very dry.

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no_defun_allowed wrote (edited )

depends if it has 291 screws or 291 engines, and in the case of Node there's 291 engine-shaped screws

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musou wrote

i don't know how well this works as satire, because all these weird things the author has made up are way tamer than the actual security concerns raised by malicious code in npm modules, so it might be read by some as trivializing the very real problems with Using All This Code U Didn't Write Or Even Look At Before Running

still funny, tho

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voxpoplar OP wrote

I'll be honest they had me all the way till Guy Fieri

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