i have slugs in my flat sometimes. not, like, as pets, they just appear every once in a while at night wandering through the room

most often i just have a slug trail starting and ending nowhere in particular with no slug in sight, which i call slug ectoplasm bc i prefer ghost slugs over the thought that the cat subsists on a balanced diet of bikkies, wet food, and slugs until i see her actually eating one

anyway it's 4am and my brain just thought the thought 'where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from, slug-eye joe' without permission and that's the worst thing it's ever come up with