twovests wrote on February 25, 2026 at 1:55 PM

Reply to its crazy that my cat doesnt like to be picked up. because shes so pickupable by neku

someone once told me to pick up cats by squeezing them tight and securely to you

also i had a friend with a cat who loved to be thrown onto cushions :D

twovests wrote on February 24, 2026 at 4:40 PM

Reply to open too many fanfic tabs [Aa] by oolong

that does happen in fanfic from time to time

twovests wrote on February 24, 2026 at 3:08 AM

Reply to behold: a baby squirrel by skookin

i love how they look like they're brand new at being a squirrel. because they are

twovests OP wrote on February 23, 2026 at 1:15 AM

Reply to drove to the club in my cyber truck, heiling hitler, pointing out that gavin newsom is a chad. i break my face with hammers (no downsides) and my body does not produce testosterone on its any more. young men who look up to me, one piece of advice: smoke more meth. by twovests

this is a real guy and is relevant enough that the CBC dedicated their morning podcast to him

twovests wrote on February 22, 2026 at 7:03 PM

Reply to Gonna shill mixer.com real quick cause the latency is usually suuuuper low, like 1-2 seconds, which is really helpful for me! It's what I use when I stream. by toasthaste

Type in mixer.com, redirects to Facebook, feels bad.

Used to be hitbox.tv? Type in hitbox.tv, it's just the text "hitbox" and video of a bunch of people playing sports.

Go to smashcast.tv? Domain is now just an AI generated article "Gaming Experience - Revolutionizing Entertainment through the Synergy of Music and Gaming".

Go to beam.pro? Site does not even exist

twovests OP wrote on February 22, 2026 at 6:57 PM

Reply to comment by Dogmantra in if bit coin were to come in physical shiny coins... that would make it much more appealing. i have to say. chunky coins that i can have in a pile by twovests

:(

twovests OP wrote on February 22, 2026 at 6:57 PM

Reply to comment by neku in if bit coin were to come in physical shiny coins... that would make it much more appealing. i have to say. chunky coins that i can have in a pile by twovests

i did it

twovests wrote on February 22, 2026 at 6:57 PM

Reply to Hands off my lewds by BIG_GAY_UNDERSCORE

hands ON my lewds.

please. hands on me please.

just a touch of human touch

twovests wrote on February 21, 2026 at 6:37 AM

Reply to bev-RAGE!!! drink the drink that PISSES YOU OFF! by flabberghaster

coffee

twovests wrote on February 20, 2026 at 9:03 PM

Reply to They should make a grimdark Zelda game by Moonside

you are still right

twovests wrote on February 20, 2026 at 8:06 PM

Reply to the company i was interviewing with rejected me by hollyhoppet

🫂

twovests wrote on February 20, 2026 at 4:17 PM

Reply to cold by flabberghaster

temperature?
the illness?
an action carried out with an uncaring demeanor despite some amount of latent cruelty?

twovests OP wrote on February 20, 2026 at 3:27 AM

Reply to A list of other things I dislike but have worse alternatives. by twovests

im bitter at computer. i am bitter and sad today. i am bitter and isolated perhaps. i hate what people love. people love what i hate. they gotta execute me

twovests wrote on February 20, 2026 at 3:22 AM

Reply to the nice thing about owning a hair clipper is that if u feel too hot u can immediately shave ur entire head by skookin

hair clipper so good

twovests OP wrote on February 20, 2026 at 1:02 AM

Reply to comment by skookin in Dislike beverages? Consider trying them warm instead of cold, and consider watering them down. That makes them better sometimes. by twovests

Monster Energy. Acidic beverage. Mix with boiling water to create a tolerable sweet treat!

twovests

"you can't use the r-slur,

twovests wrote on February 25, 2026 at 1:55 PM

twovests wrote on February 24, 2026 at 4:40 PM

attention to cisgender men: it's not an all gender restroom if it's not welcoming to all genders. do your part, visit the grave of ronald reagan today

twovests wrote on February 24, 2026 at 3:08 AM

twovests OP wrote on February 23, 2026 at 1:15 AM

drove to the club in my cyber truck, heiling hitler, pointing out that gavin newsom is a chad. i break my face with hammers (no downsides) and my body does not produce testosterone on its any more. young men who look up to me, one piece of advice: smoke more meth.

twovests wrote on February 22, 2026 at 7:03 PM

twovests OP wrote on February 22, 2026 at 6:57 PM

twovests OP wrote on February 22, 2026 at 6:57 PM

twovests wrote on February 22, 2026 at 6:57 PM

gotta hand it to him about a lot of things. certainly not EVERY things though. definitely not every thing.

Is that net dark? Ok, mark it.

In five minutes, it will be the deadline for my tenants to decide whether or not to renew. In four minutes, I will double rent. I have to look out for my kids, you see

Uh oh! I downloaded the wrong Dolphin Emulator and now I simulating sentient life

twovests wrote on February 21, 2026 at 6:37 AM

twovests wrote on February 20, 2026 at 9:03 PM

two good zelda games which are not zelda games

twovests wrote on February 20, 2026 at 8:06 PM

🫂

twovests wrote on February 20, 2026 at 4:17 PM

twovests OP wrote on February 20, 2026 at 3:27 AM

twovests wrote on February 20, 2026 at 3:22 AM

A list of other things I dislike but have worse alternatives.

twovests OP wrote on February 20, 2026 at 1:02 AM

proud in america