WOW those are incredibly bad software decisions. They came to your house??!? Is that a literal statement? That's like, software worst case scenario extraordinaire.

junuary

juneau

juneau alaska

juneau alakazam

by gum you're right

your cat is so handsome it's almost funny

i'm an annoying person who personally boycotts products for which i am shown an annoying advertisement and coca cola took the cake with their AI generated advertisements

i ended up getting Olipop at my local Costco, and they had a "vintage cola" flavor. unfortunately the Olipop coca-cola contains no kola nut

Olipop is one of those "healthy soda" companies, but a whole can of sugar makes me ill whereas this makes me poop good instead.

the coca-cola olipop taste is unabashedly different than Coca-Cola Company coca-cola, and i have no reference point for coca-cola of the 1800s

(p.s. in an effort to make the Coca Cola company Coca-Cola trademark unenforeable, as the name 'Coke' now is, i am calling the drink coca cola. i'm also stressing it as co-CA-co-LA)

fellow room temperature / warm soda enjoyer!! :D

where?

And we don't know yet if Maduro or his wife are still alive!

I keep thinking about this time a decade ago, when Trump had already announced his candidacy and it was all just a really, really funny joke. He was a huge meme on 4chan. He's still an actual clown (he's taking a press conference out of fuckin Mar a Lago, he'll inevitably be caked in orange makeup; it's all normal now but still ludicrious).

I keep thinking about "Nothing Ever Happens" posters after events where hundreds of people die, etc. I understand the context as a response to "It's happening!" and to point out the trend towards normalcy, but it's even infected leftie spaces.

This is the kind of thing we expected from a Trump presidency but still. Man

https://aq3d.com/

these promotional materials are hilarious. Like:

the Augment System lets you bestow items with randomized stats modifiers, truly defining what it means to be a legend of Lore!

They aren't even taking themselves seriously

Unleash your creativity with our free sandbox game features. Design, customize, and personalize your own in-game home, castle, kingdom, or… helicopter made out of sofas?… with a massive array of items to make your Player Housing build truly unique. Freely rotate, scale, stack, levitate, distort, and place any object ANYWHERE within your virtual home. Time to showcase your epic sandbox skills! The only limit is your imagination… aaand maybe map size, which is limited to a mere 5000 items.

Sheepishly including the object cap for your Sandbox Game Features is so arbitrary and funny

Small download size Big adventures

i think i hauve covid

then they got Alice in Chains and Breaking Benjamin ??

even i heard of these guys!

i do like that very much :>

Update on Dodeca Dragons

As an idle game, I don't like this. Many upgrades increase your rate of points by many orders of magnitude. (Say, you get 10 points a second, and at 1000 points you can buy an upgrade that increases your gain to 10,000 points per second).

This means all the time spent idling afterwards is effectively wasted. So, there is a lot of manual grinding. This is not a good "number go up in background, check back every few hours" game. This is a "click so many buttons" game.

It's got a charming interface, at least. But it's a lot of grinding.

yeah

repopulates your minecraft chunks below y=12

i wanna clarify that i (1) know almost exclusively trans people and also (2) it's bad for anyone to be on twitter. but i already understand why someone who's just some white dude would be on twitter

continues to walk forward in a straight line

birch you live like this????

basically:

1. everyone accepts nazis nowdays

2. i'm the problem for thinking that's bonkers

every time i see an x dot com screenshot, prominently featuring X DOT COM and the GROK ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE BUTTON, or link, from a trans friend of mine

i'm thinking, what the hell

i was really dismayed that we didn't drop facebook and instagram after the rolling horrors, but Elon Musk is very publicly awful and doing nazi salutes

i'm not losing my mind, right? we hate nazis. we want to kill em. girl, what are you doing on the nazi site. you should be obliterating anyone on there. i should too. what are we doing

Update: This is a very long game

I went to see how long I was on progression, and after two days of playing Too Much... I'm not even 20% of the way through

kind of bonkers

i fall in love with every person here every time they post

consider every comment a little kiss

the guilt is the part i like