flabberghaster

flabberghaster wrote on March 30, 2024 at 7:57 PM

Reply to comment by ___ in roses are red, violets are blue, liblzma and zx are compromised and your servers may be compromised by twovests

Killing you

flabberghaster wrote on March 30, 2024 at 3:44 PM

Reply to comment by twovests in roses are red, violets are blue, liblzma and zx are compromised and your servers may be compromised by twovests

It's xz not zx 🤓

flabberghaster OP wrote on March 28, 2024 at 11:09 PM

Reply to comment by oneviolence in You know what? Fuck this! *anneals you* by flabberghaster

Heating you up and gonna cool you down over the course of many hours

flabberghaster wrote on March 27, 2024 at 4:23 AM

Reply to Pro tip: When youre walking down the street, dont be afraid to do a lil jig, if you feel like it by oneviolence

What if I get in trouble?

flabberghaster wrote on March 16, 2024 at 2:50 AM

Reply to i cannot sleep on my back for a whole night by ___

I think different people have different ways of sleeping. I can't sleep on my back either, I usually sleep on my side. Sometimes on my stomach

flabberghaster wrote on March 13, 2024 at 5:20 AM

Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in "christmas is fascist. holiday cheer is fascist. santa clause is fascist. gift giving is fascist. sorry to ruin your fun but it's true" by hollyhoppet

Friendship is fascist because friends are an in group contrasted against the outgroup of non friends (/s)

flabberghaster OP wrote on March 12, 2024 at 5:29 AM

Reply to comment by neku in I just learned that sometimes the things people say aren't fully accurate to the best of their knowledge, sometimes without even the intent to deceive by flabberghaster

This is so fucked up

flabberghaster wrote on March 8, 2024 at 4:43 PM

Reply to the chat gpt haircut by twovests

Can you describe what the hair cut looked like?

flabberghaster wrote on March 8, 2024 at 7:20 AM

Reply to Everyone is mad at you btw by 500poundsofnothing

fuck 'em, i'm right

flabberghaster wrote on March 8, 2024 at 7:08 AM

Reply to comment by 500poundsofnothing in 1 by alenky

4

flabberghaster wrote on March 8, 2024 at 5:32 AM

Reply to comment by anethum in going to give myself the "chat gpt" haircut if i can't find a queer hairdresser in my area by twovests

this one is on the more inscrutible end for me; what is a chat gpt haircut, what does that have to do with the hairdresser being queer?

I like the mystery though, keeps us all guessing.

flabberghaster OP wrote on March 6, 2024 at 11:40 PM

Reply to comment by anethum in My hip has been killing me all week by flabberghaster

It just sucks that in your 30s your body just starts to hurt sometimes for no discernable reason. Unfair.

flabberghaster wrote on March 6, 2024 at 2:33 AM

Reply to Cool image I found by 500poundsofnothing

I like this image, it's a very good image.

flabberghaster wrote on March 5, 2024 at 7:01 PM

Reply to just got an email from the "jstpst.net marketing team", who want to sponsor my video. this seems extremely real, and i am now about to click on all the .pdf.exe files they sent me. by emma

Sounds good, we just need some more info. Please fill out this google form I created which has a Wells Fargo logo at the top of it and let me know when that's done so we can get your computer set up with team viewer.

https://legitsurvey.com/jstpst_marketing

flabberghaster OP wrote on March 5, 2024 at 6:57 PM

Reply to comment by Dogmantra in Some of my closest friends ben a wee beest with foure legges by flabberghaster

Many of them do!