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Reply to Im like if the Gregor from Kafka's "the Metamorphosis" didnt turn into a Bug, but A Really Sad Guy. by oneviolence
If you form a hard emotional shell you might still be able to pupate
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Reply to There's a brand of AI generated articles "I tested the top X products for Y", which becomes grim when they claim "I tested the top 5 pepper sprays for dogs" by twovests
I did some research so I could maximize the quality of this comment and learned that pepper spray for dogs is real and it's way less concentrated than pepper spray for bears because it's marketed towards joggers and couriers
that's when i decided this comment wasn't really what i'd hoped it'd be
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What gets me is that the author claims to compile into CSS
what the fuck
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Reply to comment by Dogmantra in "you can't use the r-slur, by twovests
Same and full agree.
It helps keep me humble, and forces me to remember that I'm narrowly smart. I struggle to understand finance and medical insurance, so I can believe that other people struggle to understand computers
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Reply to comment by cute_spider_turtle_emoji in Paris green is an ALL AMERICAN way to add a vibrant, natural vibe to your living quarters, and it's a good way to OWN THE LIBS. by twovests
(sorry i know word substitution with a post is a low effort, vibe-dampening way to fill a comment area, and it's a good way to OWN THE MAD-LIBS.)
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Reply to Paris green is an ALL AMERICAN way to add a vibrant, natural vibe to your living quarters, and it's a good way to OWN THE LIBS. by twovests
London Brown is a CHILIAN way to suppress all vibes, natural and artificial, in your kitchen area, and it's a good way to OWN THE LIBS.
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Reply to They call me "The Cussin' Dem". That's right, I'm a liberal who ain't afraid to drop an F bomb while calling for zoning reform to make it easier for small mom and pop businesses to provide sensitivity trainings to ICE. The right has no idea what to do with me. by flabberghaster
I very much am your classic democrat.
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Reply to comment by twovests in another reason i'm pushed to amazon: getting blocked by sites stating "We detected unusual activity from your device or network." by twovests
as long as we're admitting to our subservence to a big evil box, i throw my lot in with wal mart
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Phone posting just isn't the same
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Reply to comment by twovests in new 3d zelda leaks by twovests
if the NFT bros had cracked animal crossing we would be buying lunch in Happy Home Tokens by now
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Reply to Did you know that atom backwards is mota, and mota is Spanish slang for weed? by flabberghaster
Oooh, in the backwards universe, every molecule is actually weed
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Reply to comment by emma in if i figure up a pull request to make it so postmill can have emojis in postmill user-names, could we have emojis in our usernames? by cute_spider_turtle_emoji
Heard, thank you! So a Display Name parallel to the User Name (which is good, it helps with the login of it all).
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unfortunately you will need to feel in order to do your therapy homework
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Reply to comment by nitori in 🫴🐀 you are the rat. will you choose to climb onto my palm?? by ChloePrice4Ever
that's a REALLY GOOD question
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Reply to comment by skookin in 🫴🐀 you are the rat. will you choose to climb onto my palm?? by ChloePrice4Ever
steps directly on top of skookin to get a better angle for sniffin
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Reply to "family guy funny moments try not to laugh" is just what happens when someone shows you a family guy clip right? deeply embarrassing to laugh at family guy by twovests
If you laugh at family guy, you're embarrassing and should be more ashamed. That's given.
If you have to try not to laugh at family guy, that's even more embarrassing than just laughing at family guy. You do find it funny but you have too much shame, and that's really embarrassing.
If you don't laugh at family guy but you're watching anyways, then you're wasting time on social media looking at content you're activity trying not to enjoy. Have some pride about how you're wasting your time! Stop embarrassing yourself! Nobody cares how how laugh-resistant you are!
If you don't look at any family guy content, then who do you think you are? Let go of some of that pride and loosen up. Family guy is a pretty good show, you're embarrassing yourself by being so haughty!
The point is: we are all embarrassing to live in a world with family guy
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Reply to comment by cute_spider_turtle_emoji in update to "I might go back to school" by hollyhoppet
Yeesh I'm looking over the starting salaries of all of our grads and I think you should also consider HVAC >.>
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Reply to update to "I might go back to school" by hollyhoppet
💚💚💚 Good luck!
I grabbed a random Associates of IT student. Our program charged them about 33k for five semesters over two years.
They got four certifications:
CompTIA A+ Core I
CompTIA A+ Core II
Network+
Security+
And they make 42k / year for their starting salary. Which, damn, they oughtta have made more, I'm looking at their grades and they were an A student. Hopefully they will earn more with a few years of experience.
I hope this information is helpful to you with picking out your school!
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Reply to comment by twovests in I might go back to school by hollyhoppet
Mostly I fought with clod today because clod seemed to really think that head-contents would concatinate into the head-outlet, but instead it's just the deepest one overrides the rest. Fwiw I was with clod in the sense that it concatinating would make the most sense, but that just isn't how Microsoft built that, and really I just need to stop being so particular and make a big master css file because this whole fight was about where three css definitions should go.
I'll ask my coworker if he'll describe his day, he's a graduate
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Reply to it is kind of beautiful that humans have the capacity to bring ourselves to orgasm pretty much whenever. i sure hope they're normal about it by twovests
mostly I do it to wake up and get out of bed
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Reply to comment by Ruby in An alternate universe where Kamala Harris gets elected and begins major combat operations in Iran but it's called "Epic Yuri" by cute_spider_turtle_emoji
no, not if you don't want to