All I have is dog honey mustard. :/

CENTURY NITORI

Oh yes - last season of Archer was really good. Lana moved into Malory's role and Archer moved into Lana's role, and it's excellent seeing Archer (who cares now) try to wrangle a new agent who treats him exactly like he treated Lana all those years

Will you please pick me up two bags of fertilizer and four bags of mulch? I have some gardening to do and I don't want to get my car all dirty.

I will pay you back ofc! 💘💘💞💞🐄💩

I want to play this more, but I'm at work, so I just banned everything until they fired me.

Hopefully I'll remember to play this when I'm not working!

i set jstpst to orange for myself

(please note: the above is a lie)

the plural postmaster is "postsmaster"

it's counterintuitive but that's english for ya!

doob wafuke it's friday and it's morio wonder's birthday

I don't want to go to the meetings of the don't want to go to work or don't want to go to class club

Aw dang sorry

make sure to check the air pressure!

good morning windows 12, we welcome you into this world

4 - Herk Derk

I want to change my vote to

5 - Schlumb glumb

I'm thinking about build a series of auto-hot-key scripts so I can explore void stranger without having to recall the solutions to these dang chip's challenge puzzles

doooooob wa-fuckin'-fuke, it's been a long week

Okay so you're one of the cursed souls that read the vile texts

Good to know 🤔

Holly's bird syrup is unchanged, and we both asked everyone not to iterate on our memes, and like everybody made it meowlasses and nobody iterated on bird syrup and I'm a little bit upset about that!!

no they changed it

it's meowlasses now.