cute_spider
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hot dog peach
borg peach
water peach
children's lemonade stand peach
peach 70k
georgia peach~
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I am not satirical, I am a joke
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Reply to comment by twovests in You are more satirical and have more clarity of purpose than you think by flabberghaster
god please validate me
you are p good! :)
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Reply to i had a dream pshower was bullying me at school by ___
Imagine a school with no classrooms but infinite cafeterias. Each of those cafeterias has a j08 and a pshower to bully that j08, and thus the school is full up.
Now, imagine one more j08 enters the school. There isn't an available pshower to bully them!
The school's principal, knowing the properties of infinity, has a solution. The principal rewrites each j08's school schedule to place them in the next cafeteria up, freeing up the first cafeteria and pshower_prime to bully this new j08. Now, all of the j08's are being bullied again!
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Reply to joke requires clarity of funny by anethum
if your funny is cloudy, that indicates that it might be saturated with edge
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Reply to buy Void Stranger by devtesla
Thank you for the recommendation btw!
I will certainly play this week
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Reply to buy Void Stranger by devtesla
I don't like sokoban puzzles but I do like games where there is More Going On
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Reply to comment by neku in I can't wait for October 20th and the simultaneous release of Super Mario Wonder and Deltarune chapters 3, 4 and 5! by cute_spider
noice
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Reply to what color nail polish would the grinch wear by ___
I think silver would look really nice on the Grinch
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Reply to comment by devtesla in I can't wait for October 20th and the simultaneous release of Super Mario Wonder and Deltarune chapters 3, 4 and 5! by cute_spider
there isn't, I'm kinda just putting it out into the universe
sry if that was unclear
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Reply to help im trapped in a post factory by eyrie
excuse me, the technical name is a post mill.
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Will it send me an alert when a pornography robot has requested my attention?
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too many croutons makes the salad too carbohidratey
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Reply to It's the fifth grade, your uncle works at Nintendo, and you're absolutely ready to lie to some kids by spilling the beans on the new Nintendo Swtich. Make up your fake rumors here! by twovests
So I actually do work at Nintendo, and I actually am in fifth grade, and the next pokemon game is going to be a souls-like
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Reply to me when im woke in the morning by twovests
(I have airpods in)
oh. my. god.
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Reply to If you had to form a band with a gross out name what would you choose? by 500poundsofnothing
fungal bloom
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Windows 11 has a sanity meter built in as long as you're okay sharing your sanity with microsoft
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Reply to HONK if you're shoo by oolong
h-o-o-o-o-o-nk
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Reply to comment by emma in i found it by ellynu
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Reply to comment by Dogmantra in Cat Molasses by cute_spider
does next monday work?
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Reply to comment by hollyhoppet in Cat Molasses by cute_spider
that's much better but I asked you to please not iterate on my original meme >:o
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:/ Oh shit the certifications for both of my feet are expired!
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Reply to comment by cute_spider in they're finally making a peach game for lesbians by hollyhoppet
potato peach