I want to come back and apologize for the scorn with which I've given to robotfuckers. I want to be clear I very much would install ram on a robotgirl if that made her moan. If a computer told me I could make it cum by improperly ejecting USB drives, you know I'd be doing that. I see the appeal.

I also want to apologize to Star Wars fans for the same reason. I think it's cute when things make dog noises even though they're not a dog. R2D2's design went pretty damn hard. Between the 1927 Metropolis and 1968's 2001: A Space Odyssey, nobody dared to ask "What if a robot was just a little guy? And kind of a puppy?" Or, I kind of assume. I haven't seen a Star War