Submitted by mankyfax in just_post

i was at home and the house next door was like a holiday home and there were people staying there that i didn’t know, one of them was named glenn and the other was widowmaker but there was already someone dead in the garden when they arrived. the area was terrorised by a group of easily offended velociraptors who held banquets at my former school but ate people who didn’t follow their whole very raptorspecific banquet etiquette? for example widowmaker hung upside down from the gym ceiling sometimes and they would NOT have liked that if they’d found out

anyway glenn died

but there were also necromantic giant mole rats around (about the size of cows) and they brought glenn back as well as the dead guy from the garden

so the rest of the dream i spent trying not to offend the velociraptors either because i was outside too late, because we failed to hide that glenn and the other guy were back (even though it hadn’t been us who brought or wanted them back, but people are easier prey for easily offended velociraptors than cow sized mole rat necromancers), or because they might find out that we hadn’t eaten the stew that they had brought us because we were reasonably certain it contained people (for clarification, they brought us the stew after glenn, so we suspected. in addition to the eating people at all thing, there was the additional conundrum of what would happen if you ate glenn stew while simultaneously hiding zombie glenn on the back porch)

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Overbite wrote

are u willing to sell the film rights to this dream

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